Laugh at Funny Daffynition Puns, Wordplay and Jokes

Daffynition: Paradise—Something you need to play Monopoly.

Joke by Ian P., Seoul, South Korea
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Daffynition: Smart Car—An automobile with a diploma.

Joke by Christopher H., Winfield, Pa.
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Daffynition: Vanguard—Security hired to protect large automobiles.

Joke by Matthew H., Concord, Calif.
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Daffynition: Hooligan—A Hawaiian dancer suffering from déjà-vu.

Joke by Kalen A., Loveland, Colo.
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Daffynition: Seasons—Offspring of the great tides.

Joke by Tom I., North St. Paul, Minn.
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Daffynition: Pronoun—A person, place or thing that has lost its amateur status.

Joke by Daniel M., Western Springs, Ill.
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Daffynition: Parachutes—Two slides.

Joke by Christopher G., College Park, Md.
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Daffynition: Astronaut—A necktie in space.

Joke by Christopher G., College Park, Md.
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Daffynition: Paralegal—A skydiving lawyer.

Joke by Joseph V., Massapequa, N.Y.
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Daffynition: Lukewarm—A Jedi who can’t find the thermostat.

Joke by Jess C., Mason, Ohio
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Daffynition: Hotdog—A good-looking canine.

Joke by Elijah J., Madison, Ala.
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Daffynition: Hatchet—What a hen does to an egg.

Joke by Mitchell R., Mechanicsburg, Pa.
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Daffynition: Medical staff—What a doctor uses for a cane.

Joke by Steven P., Rio Rancho, N.M.
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Daffynition: Farmer—One who is outstanding in his field.

Joke by Ryan L., Cedar Hill, Tex.
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Daffynition: Preamble—How an old man warms up for a walk.

Joke by Sam P., Elizabethtown, Ky.
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Daffynition: Ketchup—What you do if you’re losing.

Joke by Ben M., Alexandria, La.
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Daffynition: Feline—The small print on a bill.

Joke by Thomas L., Spanaway, Wash.
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Daffynition: Alight—What all Scouts need on a hiking trip.

Joke by Joseph B., Hershey, Pa.
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Daffynition: Pigment—Breath freshener for a hog.

Joke by Nicholas V., Foxboro, Wis.
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Daffynition: Slacks—Lazy pants.

Joke by Maria W., Juneau, Alaska
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Daffynition: Hiking—The way you address a monarch.

Joke by Andrew P., Anaheim, Calif.
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Daffynition: Geometry— What the boy said when he was turned into an oak.

Joke by Stephen J., Buffalo Grove, Ill.
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Daffynition: Illegal—A sick bird.

Joke by Brenden R., Phoenix, Ariz.
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Daffynition: Mischief—The wrong tribe leader.

Joke by Yissakhar B., Atlanta, Ga.
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Daffynition: Fahrenheit—Average sized.

Joke by Joshua L., Dublin, Va.
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