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MICHAEL: What’s the shortest month of the year?
JIM: I’m not sure.
MICHAEL: May, because it only has three letters.

Joke by Michael C., Burke, Virginia
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Tora: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake?
Billy: I don’t know.
Tora: A jump rope.

Joke by Tora R., Santa Fe, Texas
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TOM SWIFTY: “These scissors won’t cut,” said Tom snippily. 

Joke by Luke S., Bristol, Tennessee
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Davis: What do you get when you cross a snake and bunny?
Sean:
I don’t know.
Davis: A jump rope.

, Riverdale, Utah
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Louie: Knock, knock.
Levi:
Who’s there?
Louie: Carrie.
Levi:
Carrie, who?
Louie:
Carrie this tent to the campsite, please.

Joke by Louie A., Levittown, New York
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AYN: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bee?
DIANE: What?
AYN: A ton of honey. 

 

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Mathew: Why doesn’t a dead battery cost anything?
Ryan:
Why?
Mathew:
Because it’s free of charge. 

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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Danny: Imagine you’re in a room with no doors or windows. How do you get out?
Jacob: I have no idea.
Danny: Stop imagining.

Joke by Danny H., Cedar Rapids, Iowa
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Making S’mores" by Marsha Mellow.

Joke by Nikolaus M., Granbury, Texas
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ROGER: Why aren’t horses good lawmakers?
JAKE: Tell me.
ROGER: They always vote “neigh.”

Joke by Roger H., San Diego, California
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Henry: Knock, knock.
Cindy:
Who’s there?
Henry: Cows go who.
Cindy: Cows go who, who?
Henry: No, silly! Cows go moo.

Joke by Henry H. , Lacey, Washington
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JAMES: Why did the Scout bring a ladder to the camping trip?
FAITH: I’m not sure.
JAMES: Because they wanted to reach the highest rank.

Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
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AXEL: What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
SAM: I don’t know.
AXEL: A slow poke.

Joke by Axel L., Dublin, Ohio
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NATHAN: Where do horses live?
JASON: I don’t know. Where?
NATHAN: In a neigh-borhood.

Joke by Nathan M., Joliet, Illinois
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A PUNNY BOOK: "How to Laugh" by Joe King.

Joke by Emile T., Santa Monica, California
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REBECCA: Why was the mushroom invited to the party?
DANIELA: I don’t know. Why?
REBECCA: Because he’s a fungi!

Joke by Rebecca M., San Antonio, Texas
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KAYLEN: What did the water polo player say after pranking his friend?
BOWEN: I don’t know.
KAYLEN: “April Pools!”

Joke by Kaylen N., Mercer Island, Washington
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Christopher: What do astronauts eat off of?
William: No idea.
Christopher: Satellite dishes.

Joke by Christopher J., Manitou Springs, Colorado
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Charlie: Knock, knock.
Toya:
Who’s there?
Charlie:
Ice cream soda.
Toya: Ice cream soda, who?
Charlie: Ice cream soda people can hear me.  

Joke by Charlie L., Crofton, Maryland
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JUSTIN: What fruit do twins love?
HOPPER: I’m stumped.
JUSTIN: Pears!

Joke by Justin G., Merritt Island, Florida
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AYN: How do you get rid of the flies in your house?
RYAN: Tell me.
AYN: Send the SWAT team.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Ethan: Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Fred: Why?
Ethan: Because her students were so bright.

Joke by Ethan G., Idaho Falls, Idaho
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MAX: Why did the dinosaur cross the street?
SAM: I haven’t the foggiest.
MAX: Because the chicken was out sick.

Joke by Max L., Northbrook, Illinois
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TOM: What did Barbie and Ken do to prepare for the party?
ELLA: What?
TOM: They got dolled up.

Joke by Tom D., Grand Rapids, Minnesota
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NIKOU: What did one llama say to the other when it was time to go on vacation?
NILA: I don’t know.
NIKOU: “Alpaca up.”

Joke by Nikou B., Derwood, Maryland
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