Laugh at funny Cow jokes and comics for kids

Comic by Harley Schwadron
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MARIANO: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
AVERY: Tell me.
MARIANO: A moo-sician.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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MICHAEL: What do you get when you combine a pig and a cow?
PAT: I’m not sure.
MICHAEL: A hamburger.

Joke by Michael C., Burke, Virginia
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Henry: Knock, knock.
Cindy: Who’s there?
Henry: Cows go who.
Cindy: Cows go who, who?
Henry: No, silly! Cows go moo.

Joke by Henry H. , Lacey, Washington
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JACQUELINE: What did the farmer shout to his cows when the old year ended?
ANTHONY: I don’t know.
JACQUELINE: “Happy Moo Year!”

Joke by Jacqueline S., Moline, Illinois
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GABE: What do you call a cow on an elevator?
RAMSEY: I’m not sure.
GABE: Raising the steaks.

Joke by Gabe M., Cameron, North Carolina
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Zach: Why do cows wear bells around their necks?
Elliot: Why?
Zach: Because their horns don’t work.

Joke by Zachary B., Charlottesville, Virginia
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JOEY: How do ranchers keep track of how many cattle they have?
JERRY: I’m not sure.
JOEY: They use a cow-culator!

Joke by Joey R., Maple Plain, Minnesota
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Thomas Toons
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THOMAS: What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
SEAN: I’m not sure.
THOMAS: A milkshake.

Joke by Thomas V. , West Fargo, North Dakota
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KELLY: What do you call cows that don’t produce milk?
MICHA: I don’t know.
KELLY: Milk Duds.

Joke by Kelly P., Inman, South Carolina
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Chase: What do you call a rude cow?
Sam: What?
Chase: Beef jerky.

Joke by Chase E., Pacific Grove, California
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MATTHEW: Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation?
JACK: I don’t know.
MATTHEW: At a moo-tel.

Joke by Matthew A., Minneapolis, Minnesota
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JOHNNY: What are a cow’s favorite places in space?
MAX: Where?
JOHNNY: The Milky Way and the mooon.

Joke by Johnny B., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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LUKAS: What do you call a cow with no legs?
JASON: I haven’t the foggiest.
LUKAS: Ground beef.

Joke by Lukas F., Farmersburg, Iowa
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Comic by Scott Masear
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LUKE: What do you get from a stuck-up cow?
SEAN: I don’t know. What?
LUKE: Spoiled milk.

Joke by Luke T., Mountain Brook, Alabama
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MICHAEL: What do cows celebrate on Dec. 31?
BOB: I don’t know.
MICHAEL: Moo Year’s Eve!

Joke by Michael H., Covington, Washington
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Comic by ThomasToons
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EDUARDO: What did the cow get for its birthday?
ELIZA: What?
EDUARDO: A cow-culator.

Joke by Eduardo M., Alamo, California
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Comic by Scott Masear
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HAMILTON: What says, “ooooo ... ”?
SARAH: I don’t know. What?
HAMILTON: A cow with no lips.

Joke by Hamilton P., Villa Rica, Georgia
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