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Larry: What do you get when you cross a computer with mozzarella?

Harry: Beats me. What?

Larry: Mac and cheese.

Joke by James B., Minneapolis, Minn.
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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I think I've turned into a pack of cards!

Doctor: I'll deal with you later.

Joke by Neil C., Schulenburg, Tex.
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A book never written: "How to Swing a Lightsaber" by Jed Eye.

Joke by Keegan B., Marathon, Wis.
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A book never written: "Finding Out Who You Really Are" by John Doe.

Joke by Nate P.
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Luke: Why is a snake so hard to fool?

Angela: Why?

Luke: Because it has no legs to pull!

Joke by Glenn G., Westford, Mass.
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Tom Swiftie: "The rope broke!" Tom snapped.

Joke by Kevin C., Crouse, N.C.
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Pedro: Did you know that Davy Crockett had three ears?

Bob: No.

Pedro: A right ear, a left ear and a wild frontier.

Joke by Adam G., Webster, N.Y.
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A book never written: "Really Good Musicals" by L. O. Dolly.

Joke by Luci B., Shoreview, Minn.
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Chris: Great news! The teacher said we have a test today, come rain or shine.

Darlene: What's so great about that?

Chris: It's snowing!

Joke by Chris K., Redlands, Calif.
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Math teacher: Why don't amoebas produce great mathematicians?

Biology teacher: I haven't a clue.

Math teacher: Because they have to divide to multiply.

Joke by Alex R., Racine, Wis.
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A book never written: "Taking Care of Your Teeth" by Dr. Dee Kay.

Joke by Nathan Y., Covington, Va.
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A woman was taking a nap on Valentine's Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine's Day! What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight," he said.

That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled "The Meaning of Dreams."

Joke by Michael J., West Simsbury, Conn.
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Mike: What happened when all the mail was discovered in a hole in the ground?

Elijah: What?

Mike: They blamed Pedro the Mail BURROW!

Joke by Ian F., Weaubleau, MO.
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A book never written: "Silence Is Golden" by Sara Nade.

Joke by Toby F., Springfield, Neb.
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Dan: What's a zombie's favorite TV show?

Bob: What?

Dan: "Trading Faces."

Joke by Michael B., Bridgeton, Mo.
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Richard: What kind of cup doesn't hold water?

Maxx: I don't know. What?

Richard: A cupcake.

Joke by Richard B., Palmdale, Calif.
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Tom Swiftie: "Let's watch 'Star Wars'!" Tom said forcefully.

Joke by Stephen C., Alexandria, Va.
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Last week, I answered the door and standing there was a six-foot-tall mosquito! He thumped me on the head, then left. The next night, the same mosquito came to the door. He punched me in the stomach and left. The third night, the doorbell rang. As I slowly opened the door, the mosquito pushed the door open, kicked me in the shin and left. I went to see my doctor and explained everything that had happened. I asked him what I should do. The doctor replied, "Not much you can do. There's just a nasty bug going around."

Joke by Kevin B., Deputy, Ind.
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Andy: What's worse than having a worm in your apple?

Tom: I don't know. What?

Andy: Having half a worm in your apple.

Joke by Bradley C., Carlisle, Pa.
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Wright: What has a heel but no toe?

Paul: What?

Wright: A loaf of bread.

Joke by Wright G., Alpine, Tex.
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A book never written: "Click It or Ticket" by Buck Ullup.

Joke by Damian K., Elmwood Park, N.J.
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Karl: What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

Jack: What?

Karl: A carpet.

Joke by Karl D.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: "What if there were no hypothetical situations?"

Joke by Alan L., Portland, Pa.
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A book never written: "Fibbing Effectively" by Liza Lott.

Joke by Brian C., Lakebay, Wash.
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Tom Swiftie: "Watch out for competing lemonade stands," Tom said tartly.

Joke by Shelly N., Falls Church, Va.
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