Laugh at the top 100 funniest jokes, picked from thousands of hilarious submissions by Scout Life readers. These jokes have the highest ratings and are sure to make you laugh out loud.
100 Best Jokes by Scout Life Readers
Who’s a good boy?- Fear of birthdays
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? L...
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? W...
- No canned food
- Snowman’s Summer Vacation
- Whole Foods or Hole Foods?
- Why I am crawling into class
- What does IDK mean?
- Dinner at Pac-Man’s house
- Steal Thanksgiving
- Daffynition: Debate
- Dark side has more shade
- I broke my leg in two places
- A man washing his car with his...
- Fake-tossed the ball
- How to build a treehouse
- Security guards in front of th...
- Pa won’t like it
- Practice makes perfect
- I’m really good at sleeping
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? I...
- Four men waiting in the hospit...
- Security guards at a Samsung s...
- Who’s the new guy?
- Dog therapy
- One smart dachshund
- Waiting for the waiter
- Frankenstein’s charging stat...
- I ate a giant marshmallow
- If you asked your father for a...
- Dracula’s DNA results
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Fi...
- Why Waldo wears stripes
- A sleepy woodcutter
- Jack, is that you?!
- Dinosaurs love chocolate
- The Dark Knight rises
- Alien tourists
- “We drive on the parkway”
- Don’t step on purple mushroo...
- Inactive volcano
- A snake’s ice cream cone
- The nickel jumped off the brid...
- Junior and the nickle
- Food we can live in
- When a dad joke becomes a da...
- Are bugs good to eat?
- God is watching.
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? C...
- Highway 75
- Reporting a flood.
- Dress as a possum
- Where the TV goes on vacation
- “Physics”
- Illegal right turn.
- Where did they meet?
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- This is my seeing-eye dog
- A man with penguins in his tru...
- A parrot at the auction.
- “Healthy Foods”
- We pick Larry
- New Year’s resolutions
- Only $25 if you make your own ...
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- Are these plates clean?
- The untactful sergeant.
- The kind of car a Jedi drives
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? B...
- Always hot in the corner of th...
- Looking for a bigger frozen tu...
- Applying for a lumberjack job.
- Dumb Dog
- Pass the ketchup
- Donations for the new town swi...
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? H...
- Why we tell actors to break a ...
- Astronaut on a leash
- A joke about peanut butter
- 3 boys in a candy store.
- When animals tails fall off
- Robin’s Halloween costume
- Two things you can never eat f...
- I condemn you to death!
- Report Card
- Sell it to the school cafeteri...
- Swiss Army light saber
- “What to buy at the grocery ...
- David lost his ID
- The fish king
- What you get for your birthday
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo
- “How To Get To Shore”
- A dog’s favorite seafood
- Apples and oranges in your han...
Bear’s drive-up window- A prince under a spell
- You can’t give Elsa a balloo...
- A bear with no teeth