Laugh at the top 100 funniest jokes, picked from thousands of hilarious submissions by Scout Life readers. These jokes have the highest ratings and are sure to make you laugh out loud.
100 Best Jokes by Scout Life Readers
Knock, knock. Who’s there? L...- No canned food
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? C...
- Who’s a good boy?
- Whole Foods or Hole Foods?
- Why I am crawling into class
- Steal Thanksgiving
- What does IDK mean?
- Dinner at Pac-Man’s house
- Snowman’s Summer Vacation
- Dark side has more shade
- How to build a treehouse
- I broke my leg in two places
- Fake-tossed the ball
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? W...
- Daffynition: Debate
- Fear of birthdays
- Security guards in front of th...
- Pa won’t like it
- Practice makes perfect
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? I...
- Dog restrooms
- Four men waiting in the hospit...
- Security guards at a Samsung s...
- Who’s the new guy?
- Dog therapy
- I ate a giant marshmallow
- One smart dachshund
- A man washing his car with his...
- Waiting for the waiter
- Knock knock. Who’s there? Fi...
- Frankenstein’s charging stat...
- If you asked your father for a...
- I’m really good at sleeping
- Why Waldo wears stripes
- A sleepy woodcutter
- Dinosaurs love chocolate
- The tarantula was wearing a di...
- Inactive volcano
- The Dark Knight rises
- “We drive on the parkway”
- Jack, is that you?!
- Don’t step on purple mushroo...
- A snake’s ice cream cone
- Serious side effect
- The nickel jumped off the brid...
- Alien tourists
- Junior and the nickle
- Are bugs good to eat?
- God is watching.
- Highway 75
- Reporting a flood.
- Where the TV goes on vacation
- Dress as a possum
- Only $25 if you make your own ...
- “Physics”
- This is my seeing-eye dog
- Illegal right turn.
- Where did they meet?
- “Healthy Foods”
- Dracula’s DNA results
- Always hot in the corner of th...
- Banana prescriptions
- What earthquakes eat dinner on
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- A man with penguins in his tru...
- A parrot at the auction.
- New Year’s resolutions
- Play golf with Jeff anymore
- Are these plates clean?
- The untactful sergeant.
- The kind of car a Jedi drives
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? B...
- Looking for a bigger frozen tu...
- Applying for a lumberjack job.
- Dumb Dog
- Pass the ketchup
- Donations for the new town swi...
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? H...
- Why we tell actors to break a ...
- “How To Get To Shore”
- Astronaut on a leash
- 3 boys in a candy store.
- Sell it to the school cafeteri...
- When animals tails fall off
- “What to buy at the grocery ...
- Robin’s Halloween costume
- Two things you can never eat f...
- I condemn you to death!
- Report Card
- David lost his ID
- We pick Larry
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? C...
- What you get for your birthday
- Food we can live in
- Bear’s drive-up window
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo
- When a dad joke becomes a da...
- Beaver at a restaurant
- Apples and oranges in your han...